“He was so gentle and caring. I wanted to give him something special…”
“So I started to talk dirty. You know, the way I’ve seen women do it in the movies.”
“Nothing raunchy!” she said.
“I wasn’t vulgar or cheap. I was the perfect lady.”
“I was expecting him to feel good…”
“… But instead, he laughed. And then, I felt him get soft, inside me…”
“Before I knew it, he had excused himself.”
“He blamed it on the wine and having a long day.”
“But he turned away from me, and went right to sleep.
“I stayed up, mortified, crying in the bathroom.”
“I’ve never felt more embarrassed or ashamed!” she said.
“I know he wants me to talk dirty to him… so what did I do wrong?” I replied NOTHING!